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// ==UserScript== // @name Curse me! // @version 0.1 // @description Click me.I isult you! // @author BobakTheBadass // @match http://*/* // @grant none // @require https://code.jquery.com/jquery-3.1.1.slim.min.js // ==/UserScript== $('document').ready(function(){ $('body').append('<input type="button" value="Click me to insult you!" id="swear">'); $('#swear').css("position", "fixed").css("width", "150px").css("height", "60px").css("border-radius", "50%").css("outline", "none") .css("right", "20px").css("bottom", "25px").css("border", "5px dotted yellow").css("background-color", "orange"); $( '#swear' ).click(function() { alert( "fuck you! You '"+curseList[Math.floor((Math.random() * 241))]+"'!" ); }); curseList = [ "Alcoholic", "Amateur", "Analphabet", "Anarchist", "Ape", "Arselicker", "Ass", "Ass master", "Ass-kisser", "Ass-nugget", "Ass-wipe", "Asshole", "Barbar", "Bastard", "Bastard", "Beavis", "Beginner", "Biest", "Bitch", "Blubber gut", "Bogeyman", "Booby", "Boozer", "Bozo", "Brain-fart", "Brainless", "Brainy", "Brontosaurus", "Brownie", "Bugger", "Bugger, silly", "Bulloks", "Bum", "Bum-fucker", "Butt", "Buttfucker", "Butthead", "Callboy", "Callgirl", "Camel", "Cannibal", "Cave man", "Chaavanist", "Chaot", "Chauvi", "Cheater", "Chicken", "Children fucker", "Clit", "Clown", "Cock", "Cock master", "Cock up", "Cockboy", "Cockfucker", "Cockroach", "Coky", "Con merchant", "Con-man", "Country bumpkin", "Cow", "Creep", "Creep", "Cretin", "Criminal", "Cunt", "Cunt sucker", "Daywalker", "Deathlord", "Derr brain", "Desperado", "Devil", "Dickhead", "Dinosaur", "Disguesting packet", "Diz brain", "Do-Do", "Dog", "Dog, dirty", "Dogshit", "Donkey", "Drakula", "Dreamer", "Drinker", "Drunkard", "Dufus", "Dulles", "Dumbo", "Dummy", "Dumpy", "Egoist", "Eunuch", "Exhibitionist", "Fake", "Fanny", "Farmer", "Fart", "Fart, shitty", "Fatso", "Fellow", "Fibber", "Fish", "Fixer", "Flake", "Flash Harry", "Freak", "Frog", "Fuck", "Fuck face", "Fuck head", "Fuck noggin", "Fucker", "Gangster", "Ghost", "Goose", "Gorilla", "Grouch", "Grumpy", "Head, fat", "Hell dog", "Hillbilly", "Hippie", "Homo", "Homosexual", "Hooligan", "Horse fucker", "Idiot", "Ignoramus", "Jack-ass", "Jerk", "Joker", "Junkey", "Killer", "Lard face", "Latchkey child", "Learner", "Liar", "Looser", "Lucky", "Lumpy", "Luzifer", "Macho", "Macker", "Man, old", "Minx", "Missing link", "Monkey", "Monster", "Motherfucker", "Mucky pub", "Mutant", "Neanderthal", "Nerfhearder", "Nobody", "Nurd", "Nuts, numb", "Oddball", "Oger", "Oil dick", "Old fart", "Orang-Uthan", "Original", "Outlaw", "Pack", "Pain in the ass", "Pavian", "Pencil dick", "Pervert", "Pig", "Piggy-wiggy", "Pirate", "Pornofreak", "Prick", "Prolet", "Queer", "Querulant", "Rat", "Rat-fink", "Reject", "Retard", "Riff-Raff", "Ripper", "Roboter", "Rowdy", "Rufian", "Sack", "Sadist", "Saprophyt", "Satan", "Scarab", "Schfincter", "Shark", "Shit eater", "Shithead", "Simulant", "Skunk", "Skuz bag", "Slave", "Sleeze", "Sleeze bag", "Slimer", "Slimy bastard", "Small pricked", "Snail", "Snake", "Snob", "Snot", "Son of a bitch ", "Square", "Stinker", "Stripper", "Stunk", "Swindler", "Swine", "Teletubby", "Thief", "Toilett cleaner", "Tussi", "Typ", "Unlike", "Vampir", "Vandale", "Varmit", "Wallflower", "Wanker", "Wanker, bloody", "Weeze Bag", "Whore", "Wierdo", "Wino", "Witch", "Womanizer", "Woody allen", "Worm", "Xena", "Xenophebe", "Xenophobe", "XXX Watcher", "Yak", "Yeti", "Zit face" ]; });