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GollyGeeWhiz / YouTube for Horses

// ==UserScript==
// @name        YouTube for Horses
// @namespace   youtube-horses
// @description Replaces all Youtube comments with neighs and whinnys.
// @include     https://www.youtube.com/*
// @include     https://apis.google.com/*
// @include     https://plus.googleapis.com/*
// @require     http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.11.1/jquery.min.js
// @version     1.1
// @grant       none
// ==/UserScript==

// An edit of the Herp Derp Youtube extension (http://www.tannr.com/herp-derp-youtube-comments/)

this.$ = this.jQuery = jQuery.noConflict(true);

function randomHorse() {
  
    this.horseOriginal = $(this).html();
    
    $(this).click(function(e) {
      $(this).html(this.horseOriginal);
    });
    
    var randomLength = (Math.floor(Math.random()*20)+1);
    var wordArray = new Array();

    for(var x = 0; x < randomLength; x++) {

      randomBit = (Math.floor(Math.random() * 5) + 1);

      switch(randomBit) {
        case 1:
        case 2:
          wordArray[x] = 'neigh';
          break;
        case 3:
        case 4:
          wordArray[x] = 'whinny';
          break;
        default:
          wordArray[x] = 'snort';
          break;
      }
    }

    // add horsed class
    $(this).addClass("horsed");
    
    return wordArray.join(' ');

}

// only select un-horsed elements
$('.Ct').not('.horsed').html(randomHorse);


setInterval(function() {
  // only select un-horsed elements
  $('.Ct').not('.horsed').html(randomHorse);
}, 100);